HELLO MR BOX, HELLO MRS SPRAY PAINT

THE CHEF — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:58:17 +0000

After a long hard day in the hot kitchen, the first thing you need is a nice cool ice cream… so the sound of success pulled up outside – the good old mr whippy. After chilling for a bit it seemed the right opportunity to get out some spraycans and have a bit of a play. Out came the stencils and the boxes and off we went.

Have to be honest, some ice cream got onto the boxes – but who is going to notice that anyway. We will just make sure to stick a flake in there as well for you…
Check back soon for more tasty stuff…

Never accept half baked.

30 SOMETHING…

THE CHEF — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:21:52 +0000

Here is a quick sneak peak of 1 of the 30 odd t-shirt toppings for the new year which are currently being laid out on the tray ready to go in the oven.

Rest assured that any toppings that come out wonky, mishapen, burnt or have fallen on the floor…will be chucked so only the freshest stuff gets delivered…. ooooh what can it be… NO ANIMALS WERE ALARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PRODUCT.

NEVER ACCEPT HALF BAKED

THE FUN THEORY

THE CHEF — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:54:37 +0000

If there was a religion for the fun theory, cooked would be the first ones there in the door, pulling up a pew, saying our prayers, putting up our hands and putting a big load of cash into the donation box whilst shaking the hands of everyone that leaves.

We salute the fun theory. NEVER ACCEPT HALF BAKED.

DO UP YOUR FLY

THE CHEF — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:21:36 +0000

Soo… one minute you are happily buzzing around some brown gold then the next all that you stand for is being taken the cleaners. We get quite a few flies in the kitchen, but never in a million years have we considered messing with them…

I mean we have tried, the tux did not really work very well on the horse fly and the tutu with blue bottle combo just was not a good combination.

We must all learn from this. Never accept half baked.

Images courtesy of FLYCHELANGELO

EPIC STENCIL FAIL.

THE CHEF — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:32:47 +0000

So, a packet arrived this morning to the cooked kitchen.. we like surprises so opened it up and it was one of the new stencils for your boxes.

Note to self: When getting others to do something, make sure they share the same ideas as you…. Otherwise you might end up with an epic stencil fail such as this. This weeks Darwin award goes to the guy who cut our stencils the wrong size. Slow clap.

We love it really because to be fair, if we would have tried to do it..the same would have happened.

Cooked 1 – 0 Stencil

Never accept half baked.

COOKED HALF TIME ENTERTAINMENT

THE CHEF — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:06:32 +0000

Our new website will soon be up HERE but for now to keep you from the sheer excitement, we think this guy is worth a mention… expect to not see him on a tshirt in the not to distant future, we love him all the same though! Never accept half baked.

Cooked goes geek.

THE CHEF — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:22:13 +0000

Yes, we now have a blog. It has been a long time coming but we put down the wooden spoons and got onto the computer to sort ourselves out. We apologise in advance for anything written here, most of it will be a total waste of your time and sorry for wasting your life. More stuff will appear here every day, probably after lunch and between naps. For now, here is a picture of a dog. Enjoy! Never accept half baked…